0645 : Wake up by the sound of Mom and Dads alarm
0650 : Get shoved outside
0700-0730 : Play stick and/or ball, bark at neighbors annoying dog "Burrito"
0730 : Scratch on door, go inside, eat breakfast
0735 : Say goodbye to Dad
0745 : Convince Mom that we have not yet been fed, eat more food
0755: Say goodbye to Mom
0800: Say hello to Mom, apparently she forgot something....say goodbye again
0800 - 1000 : Go back and lay on Mom and Dads bed, fart a little...ok a lot
1100-1130: Annoy the heck out of eachother, start fight in hallway causing the rug to slide against the wall
1130 : Eat one of the delicious pinecones from Moms coffee table decoration
1200-1500: Push all pillows off living room sofa, sleep, fart a little more...ok a lot more
1500 : Gooze on something
1600 : Gooze on something else
1630 : Bark at the big yellow car coming down the driveway, then realize it's Dad...Say hello to Dad
1630-1730 : Sit on front porch, bark at runners, play with stick, play with bone, dig up daffodils, spread mulch in flower beds - watch Dixie bite neighborhood child
1800 : Mom's Home!!!! The best part of our day...Say hello to Mom
1800 - 1900 : Eat Dinner, Scratch hardwood floors, annoy Mom and Dad - get kicked outside
1900 - 2000: Sit on front porch, bark at runners, play with stick, play with bone, dig up daffodils, spread mulch in flower beds
2000-2200 : Watch TV with Mom and Dad
2200 : Bed Time! (pretend to fall asleep on dog bed, wait until Mom and Dad fall asleep, jump up on bed)