0645 : Wake up by the sound of Mom and Dads alarm
0650 : Get shoved outside
0700-0730 : Play stick and/or ball, bark at neighbors annoying dog "Burrito"
0730 : Scratch on door, go inside, eat breakfast
0735 : Say goodbye to Dad
0745 : Convince Mom that we have not yet been fed, eat more food
0755: Say goodbye to Mom
0800: Say hello to Mom, apparently she forgot something....say goodbye again
0800 - 1000 : Go back and lay on Mom and Dads bed, fart a little...ok a lot
1100-1130: Annoy the heck out of eachother, start fight in hallway causing the rug to slide against the wall
1130 : Eat one of the delicious pinecones from Moms coffee table decoration
1200-1500: Push all pillows off living room sofa, sleep, fart a little more...ok a lot more
1500 : Gooze on something
1600 : Gooze on something else
1630 : Bark at the big yellow car coming down the driveway, then realize it's Dad...Say hello to Dad
1630-1730 : Sit on front porch, bark at runners, play with stick, play with bone, dig up daffodils, spread mulch in flower beds - watch Dixie bite neighborhood child
1800 : Mom's Home!!!! The best part of our day...Say hello to Mom
1800 - 1900 : Eat Dinner, Scratch hardwood floors, annoy Mom and Dad - get kicked outside
1900 - 2000: Sit on front porch, bark at runners, play with stick, play with bone, dig up daffodils, spread mulch in flower beds
2000-2200 : Watch TV with Mom and Dad
2200 : Bed Time! (pretend to fall asleep on dog bed, wait until Mom and Dad fall asleep, jump up on bed)
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Please explain what goozing is...
ReplyDeleteGooze /Guz/
ReplyDelete–verb (used without object) 1. to drool on furniture, walls, flooring, etc.
2. to shake head and have eye boogers fling towards the furniture, walls, fooring, etc.
–noun 4. drool running down from one's mouth
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2008; Jim and Jaime Moore
hahahaha -- love that definition and the post. i was just wondering what bear and dixie did all day.
ReplyDeletemaybe i can get a day in the life of sophie and maxmax and a day in the life of buddy...